31 October, 2007
Colmillos de Drácula
No nos puede faltar para este Halloween, un buen par de colmillos fabricados de forma casera!


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No nos puede faltar para este Halloween, un buen par de colmillos fabricados de forma casera!


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![]() Con una hoja de afeitar, divida cuidadosamente un fósforo cuidando de que no se salga la parte del sulfúro, la cual será la trompa de su futuro avión. |
![]() Pegando con cola las partes que cortó, construya el modelo tal cual muestra la figura. Puede agregarle alas, motores y todo lo que se le ocurra, simplemente utilizando su imaginación! |
![]() Atrape algunas moscas que utilizaremos como los motores de nuestro avión (si son verdes o azules y gordotas, mejor). Deposítelas en un frasco de vidrio que luego pondrá en el freezer. En unos minutos, las moscas estarán bastante aturdidas. Atención: No las deje mucho tiempo en el freezer pues podría congelarlas y por ende matarlas. |
![]() Mientras está esperando a que las moscas se atonten, ponga algunas gotas de cola en aquellos lugares donde pondrá sus motores de moscas. |
![]() Tome sus moscas del freezer y péguelas en el ala del avión. Pegue tantas moscas como motores desee en su avión. |
![]() Sópleles aire caliente para hacerlas reaccionar. |
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Felicitaciones! Si siguió los pasos anteriores correctamente, podrá comenzar el vuelo inmediatamente! Podrá disfrutar de un agradable vuelo, como si fuera un aeromodelista experimentado!! |
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Airplane Sex Guide
For your own safety and comfort and that of your fellow passengers and crew, please observe the following regulations when engaging in in-flight sex.
Sex While Seated Regulations require that you keep your seatbelts fastened at all times when seated. Therefore, only oral and manual sex are permitted in the main cabin. If you desire privacy, you may request a blanket to conceal your activities.
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Autofellatio This option is always available to our passengers who prefer to self-suck. To avoid head injuries, make sure your tray table is secured in its upright and locked position. |
Hand Job To initiate a hand job, unzip the fly of the passenger seated immediately next to you, freeing his penis. Grasping the shaft firmly, use a brisk up-and-down motion until climax is achieved. Flight attendants may provide moist towelettes for cleanup. Hot towels are available to our first-class passengers. |
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Blow Job |
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To initiate a blow job, unzip the fly of the passenger seated immediately next to you, freeing his penis. Rotate your torso 90 degrees and flex at the waist until your mouth contacts the recipient’s hard on. Move head up and down as indicated. |
Passengers who are unable or prefer not to swallow may use the paper receptacle bags located in the forward seat pocket. After use, give the bag to a flight attendant for disposal. |
Sex in the Lavatories
For the comfort and consideration of all passengers, we request that couples limit their sessions to 15 minutes or less, whether or not climax is achieved. Please engage the "Having Sex" sign on the lavatory door so that you will not be disturbed.

To facilitate sex in the close quarters of an airline lavatory, may we suggest the following positions. Due to the size of the facilities, threesomes are prohibited.
Seated sex positions are recommended if the airplane encounters turbulence.
We must remind you that smoking after sex or tampering with a lavatory smoke detector are federal offenses.
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Blow Job (Sitting) If emergency fecal evacuation is required, this position may be used for performing a blumpkin maneuver. In this case, be sure the commode lid is OPEN. |
Blow Job (Standing) If you do not swallow, please spit into the commode, or alternately, the sink. |
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Cunnilingus To avoid being overwhelmed by a foul odor, be sure that the commode lid is shut before your female partner is seated. If the commode is closed and you are still overwhelmed by a foul odor during cunnilingus, we suggest your partner review basic hygiene procedures. Unfortunately, due to space considerations, an in-flight bidet is not available. |
Fingering (Seated) After inserting a hand into your partner’s panties, digitally stimulate her clitoris using up-and-down, side-to-side, or circular motions. If you cannot locate the clitoris, refer to the detailed diagram on the other side of this card. |
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ntercourse - Doggy-Style Against Sink Save time by using this position to wash your hands or fix your makeup while having sex. |
Intercourse – Sitting on Sink Avoid activating the faucet in this position or you’ll end up with an extra large wet spot. |
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Intercourse – Sitting on Commode To maintain the aircraft’s equilibrium, we ask that passengers refrain from riding the baloney pony too vigorously during flight. |
Intercourse – Standing Against Commode If you prop one foot on the toilet, make sure the lid is closed. Failure to do so may result in a sprained ankle or accidental loss of footwear. |
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Remember the milk - la mejor forma de organizar tus tareas
Remember The Milk es un nuevo servicio para crear listas de tareas pendientes (las famosas to-do’s) bastante más potente que el famoso Ta-Da Lists.
Tras registrarse de forma gratuita, nos encontramos con una interfaz que utiliza Ajax para mejorar la interactividad.
El funcionamiento es sencillo, podemos crear listas de tareas agrupándolas en actividades.
Además, podemos hacer públicas las listas que queramos e incluso, añadir nuevas tareas a través de un e-mail único para cada cuenta.
Por último, este servicio cuenta con tres tipos de recordatorios:
. por e-mail (típico).
. por mensajería instantánea, soportando AIM, Google Talk, ICQ y MSN.
. por móvil, soportado para compañías del Reino Unido, Canadá y USA. Para el resto de países sólo si tienes un e-mail asociado que te llega a tu móvil como SMS.
(aporte de la Marta)
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» El arte de doblar remeras a manopla
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Have you discovered a dinosaur of a TV set in your attic? It sure can’t compete with today’s flat-panel units, but it doesn’t have to head straight for the junk pile–if you’re creative. Here’s how to make it do something those plasmas will never pull off: Turn into a fish tank!
Steps
1. Rebuild the cabinet out of MDF/Craftwood so that it allows for a flip lid.
2. Stain it with an acrylic estapol satin stain.
3. Attach the original legs to the finished cabinet.
4. Stain or lacquer all the surfaces multiple times to ward off any effects of condensation (the formation of water droplets) in the enclosed space.
5. Build in some ventilation at the back to discourage condensation within the cabinet.
6. Get a custom-sized tank built that is slightly wider and taller than the screen. Make sure that you leave enough room for the reflector/light (about 6 cm). A remote ballast light is a good idea, as it takes up very little room and you can get the tank and water level higher than the top of the screen.
7. Mount the powerboard outside the cabinet at the back (in case of water spillage or condensation issues).
8. Place the air pump inside the cabinet to suppress the noise. It can be mounted outside if there is not enough room.
9. Fill and cycle the tank properly and introduce the stars of your show–the fish!
Tips
Make sure you have finished building the cabinet before you start inserting the tank. Wire the light for the fish tank through one of the controls on the original television. This may require you to take out one of the original controls. Build the tank to exceed the width of the screen rather than just cover it, and you will have a larger volume of water and be able to hide the filter and heater. Use the extra space inside as storage space for the food and cleaning tools. Cool backgrounds are the key to a great T.V. aquarium. You can use an underwater scene (which can be found at most fish-pet stores), or you can make a custom one of a television show you like. (Get the measurements and the picture, then head to your nearest print shop and have them print it for you.) For colder areas, insulating the box is a good idea. This will help maintain a constant temperature.
Warnings
You may want to take the old TV to a repairman and have him remove the CRT (Cathode Ray Tube). The energy that the capacitors retain may be enough to seriously hurt or kill you! If you use your existing TV stand, make sure it is strong enough to cope with the weight of the water. Another BIG warning. TV tubes up until about 1960 do not have "integral implosion protection. These can be extremely dangerous, because they can explode very violently. You’ll notice a label on all tubes that are less volatile that says something like "This tube provides integral implosion protection". If you don’t see that, don’t mess with it.
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» Link: How to Convert an Old TV Into a Fish Tank
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