How to speak to a Uruguayan 1
Text by Steven F. Shundich
Special to the Sun-Sentinel
“Having lived in Uruguay for a period of time (six months), I have encountered many native words that in a matter of seconds can transform even the ugliest of tourists into a welcome and honored guest. But before introducing these secrets of Uruguayan communication, it is essential to first master The Nevers of Conversation with an Uruguayan.
Never ask, “And what part of Paraguay do you live in?” Always say. “Oh, yes, Uruguay; the country of 3.2 million Spanish speaking people located on the Atlantic Coast of South America… South of Brazil and North of Argentina—across the Rio de la Plata from Buenos Aires—granted independence with the help of national hero General Artigas in 1828.”
Never say, “I am an American.” Uruguayans are Americans, too. Say, “I am a North American.”
Now, with the basics, how can the door be opened? By using the same key words that the Uruguayan will use.