4 May, 2006
Pikashoes (Zapato pikachu electrocutador)
Pikashoes (or ghetto force lightning for Jedi dummies)
Since the dawn of humanity, mankind has strived to evolve into a small yellow rat capable of shooting lightning out of its ass. Or maybe thats just me. But anyway, you remember those ‘joy buzzers’ you bought from joke stores as a kid, then found out they just vibrated and didn’t actually electrocute your friends? Those things sucked. So today Afrotech brings you a project to make up for your shitty childhood, and shock the crap out of anyone you want just by touching them.
This is how it works. If you connect the high voltage output of a certain negative ion generator to your body, your body will charge up with a low enough current that you don’t even feel it. If the negative terminal of the generator is in contact with the earth during this time, your body will build up a large voltage difference with respect to earth.
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